Are any of you pros in the real estate industry interested in making a REAL reality show for HGTV? I turned on my fav’ cable channel, HGTV, to entertain me while I folded another load of laundry. The show on was called “House Hunters” and the story always goes like this…Realtor and potential home buyers team up, look at 3 properties meeting the buyers’ criteria and then there’s the pivotal ending where the buyer needs to decide which house to make an offer on. Well, I think the producers had to be smokin’ crack when they decided to air this segment. On the other hand, this episode was so stereotypically American indulgence at its best…an eye opening reminder of how our culture, and more so, our youth, is so caught up in materialism.
Buyers criteria: Certain bedroom community outside Austin; 3500+ square feet; game room for a pool table; guest rooms; kitchen and dining room for plenty of entertaining; a pool and hot tub or at least plenty of room in the yard to put one in; a garage large enough for the $62,000 Hummer and a +/- price tag around $265K with a monthly PI of < $2000. Sure, at first I thought a $265K price tag was delusional but apparently in Texas, not terribly off the mark. The shocker for me came when the buyer was introduced…He was a single, 20 year old kid with just 2 years of college courses under his belt. He’d left school and was newly employed at his parents’ family run business. Mom and Dad were giving him the down payment, a gracious gift many parents offer when they can. But along with the down payment, they apparently were paying him an entry level salary high enough that his $2000 monthly mortgage might keep him around the ideal of 30% of gross earnings to qualify for a home loan. (If I did the math right, that’s around $72,000!)
I’ve not met a parent of my generation yet that doesn’t want to provide more for their kids than our parents were able to provide for us. I vowed the same for mine. My kids all have their own rooms and, in spite of my insistence years ago that I wouldn’t…I’ve provided them each with cell phones, a shared laptop they can call their own, heck, I even bought the car my teenagers share (albeit a 1993 economy sedan) and pay for most of the gas and insurance. I genuinely worry sometimes that I’m contributing to a sense of entitlement in them, discouraging them from working hard for what they want, teaching them that the finer things in life can come very easily if the wind blows right. Right this minute, I’m just thankful that none of them were watching the program with me. Spell guilt with a capital ‘G’!
So back to my concept for the new HGTV reality show. Realtor accompanies home buyer to the office of the Donald-Trump-hearted banker or lender to figure out how to avoid foreclosure on the home that has overextended him once he loses that $72,000 job. Bring in an “Antique Road Show” estate liquidator to sell off the possessions, Mike Rowe of “Dirty Jobs” to take away the Hummer and Dr. Phil to pick up the pieces as the buyer's life dissolves around him. At the end, the buyer gets to choose which of 3 lessons were the hardest to learn. I generally despise all those crazy ‘reality’ (NOT!) shows but part of me thinks this one could beat out “Survivor” in prime time! Auditions anyone?
Posted by Liz Harrison, Spruce It Up! Home Staging and Redesign, Salem,Oregon